Tuesday, June 05, 2001

ZooK

It's one for the ride this time, and everything's fine.

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Can it rain some more? And where is Marcie? He's usually BLARGED three times by now...now I know how he used to feel when I had millions of hours of free time.

Things I did today:***!***
Went to Blockbuster and rented Woman on Top***@*** starring the majestic Penelope Cruz and Citizen Kane starring the always fantastic Orson Welles. Don't get me wrong, I'm no elitist, I just haven't seen it in a long time***#*** and really liked it the 1st time and had a coupon and didn't feel like looking for anything else. So Woman on Top is absolutely the WORST movie I've ever seen, in a close tie with Very Bad Things and Mission to Mars and others that I can't think of. It's taken me three years, but I think I am finally strong enough to not rent or watch another Penelope Cruz movie simply because she's in it. She can't save everything. I will see Blow someday, but that's it. She's beautiful, but goddamn this movie sucks. It becomes only the second movie in history that I have watched while fast forwarding***$***. Awful. There is actually a scene where she is walking down the street being followed by multiple men and a flower literally blooms as she passes it. Ech. Tuh-Tuh.

Scandivania.

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I miss you.

The worst five movies I have ever seen are: Very Bad things; Kissing a Fool; Mission to Mars; Woman on Top and anything featuring David Schwimmer in a starring role.

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***!***After the dentist and Borders, of course. Of course.
***@***Sounds like a porno name, doesn't it.
***#***Much like I haven't seen a certain someone in a long, long, long time. But that ends Thursday. RIght.
***$***Tied with the aforementioned Mission to Mars.

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