Tuesday, June 05, 2001

ZooK'n

I came unarmed, they've all got knives, how can this song survive?

Ron Sexsmith, from the new album which I purchased today. Great artwork, great record. I would tell you all about it but blogspot is down again***1*** and yer prolly not even reading this until July. How's the weather there? I went to the dentist and all is well even though he always tells me to get my wisdom teeth out and I refuse until either they start to hurt or they make my bottom teeth so crooked that English people start laughing at me***2***. So it was pouring rain and I made an executive decision to just fuck it and went over to Border's and Best Buy and got this album plus the new Lucinda Williams, which I will delve into later tonight whilst the cubs rock the party.

Scanamania.

Well, it's about that time. Anyone who wants in on the Mixtape Fiasco, email me at above address and submit yourself to months of worry and wait wondering if this song is too personal or if you're too embarassed to put that new Lifehouse song on it***3*** or if you think making a tape for another person of your same sex is gay or weird or strange. It'll be allright. And if you already emailed me asking in, do it again. I want a final count as of this Friday. If yer not in by Friday, I'm sure I'll still let you do it, cuz who the fuck am I?

The dental assistant and I had a long discussion about how Survivor should just give up and tell us that they don't want fat/ugly/or remotely interesting human beings to be on their show. We, and Ryan too, agreed that the show would be infinitely better if they sent people like Louie Anderson to an island with a bunch of other misfits and said: "have at it." That would be cool.

The next five songs on yer radio in a perfect world would be: "This Song" by Ron Sexsmith; "Lonely Girls" by Lucinda Williams; "astral weeks" by van morrison; "dead flowers" by the stones; and "do it again" by the 'dan.

In the stereo: Ron Sexsmith.

***1***Not even worth bold face.
***2***I don't think we have any English readers, but if yer in the U.K I'm not saying you have bad teeth, just a majority of yer people. Contact me if yer offended.
***3***You should be.

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