Dear Farts and Fart-ettes:

Let us embrace our memorial day "holiday" with new light, seeing as this very day has now become a mere facade in the eyes of military hard-at-work'ers. It is clear to some that we as a human race, and more specifically, we as Americans, have taken on too FEW endeavors in this venture that is life, but are still attempting to pay tribute to ourselves... or at least those of "ourselves" who nestle snuggly in the daily routine of masochistic tendencies (services). Let us also make up for this front by seeking and obtaining the proverbial "needle in the haystack" by "shooting for the stars" on our "eagle's wings," perhaps those of our national, endangered, symbol. As our baby boomers deal with the added duties of age (as well as the added number of dingleberries), we are also fueling the stereotypes of other countries as a result of our "two face-ism" in world affairs, and, rightfully so, are creating an (obscene) image that is reality.

Obviously.





i just came up with that shite. pretty cool, huh?

not.