Marc
We have a winner! from the "you could get addicted" contest. Kai, from Hawaii, we congratulate you. He was even so kind as to say that he thought it was too late to win. Not at all, homey. You were the first (and only) entry. You are a brave, brave soul, and we here at the Superhero applaud you. Like stickers? Good.
I'm up in the DeGarmo Computer Lab again. I just finished my webpage, made some copies of my article ("The Principles of Newspeak" by George Orwell), and am patiently waiting for another ten minutes, at which time class will start.
This keyboard is extremely clakkity-clak-like. Everyone keeps looking at me cause I'm the only one typing vigorously away.
It's all set for tonight. Luke, the man of many tatoos, was standing in our kitchen as I walked out of my room today. Apparently, the Routine is back in place. "What's the Routine, Marc?" you ask. This is the Routine:
The Routine:
1. Gather at five o'clock, turn television set to the FOX network for two consecutive episodes of The Simpsons.
2. Midway through second of above episodes, call Jake's Pizza and order one thin crust, half sausage and pepporoni, half mushroom pizza. Extra cheese optional.
3. At six o'clock, after completion of second Simpsons episode, turn television set to the WB, and patiently await Friends.
4. Discuss, at length, through the Friends episode how Phoebe, Ross, and Monica ruin everything, and how extremely attractive Jennifer Aniston is. Also, as a side discussion, talk about how much more fun watching said episode would be if Zach and Scooter were there to either agree or disagree with our current opinions.
5. At six-thirty o'clock turn television to NBC and await Seinfeld. Laugh hysterically through the next half hour.
6. After completion of Seinfeld episode, wait for approximately one-half-hour until heading to Budget Liquors to purchase alcoholic beverages for the evening.
7. Get drunk.
8. Socialize.
9. Pass out.
We have a winner! from the "you could get addicted" contest. Kai, from Hawaii, we congratulate you. He was even so kind as to say that he thought it was too late to win. Not at all, homey. You were the first (and only) entry. You are a brave, brave soul, and we here at the Superhero applaud you. Like stickers? Good.
I'm up in the DeGarmo Computer Lab again. I just finished my webpage, made some copies of my article ("The Principles of Newspeak" by George Orwell), and am patiently waiting for another ten minutes, at which time class will start.
This keyboard is extremely clakkity-clak-like. Everyone keeps looking at me cause I'm the only one typing vigorously away.
It's all set for tonight. Luke, the man of many tatoos, was standing in our kitchen as I walked out of my room today. Apparently, the Routine is back in place. "What's the Routine, Marc?" you ask. This is the Routine:
The Routine:
1. Gather at five o'clock, turn television set to the FOX network for two consecutive episodes of The Simpsons.
2. Midway through second of above episodes, call Jake's Pizza and order one thin crust, half sausage and pepporoni, half mushroom pizza. Extra cheese optional.
3. At six o'clock, after completion of second Simpsons episode, turn television set to the WB, and patiently await Friends.
4. Discuss, at length, through the Friends episode how Phoebe, Ross, and Monica ruin everything, and how extremely attractive Jennifer Aniston is. Also, as a side discussion, talk about how much more fun watching said episode would be if Zach and Scooter were there to either agree or disagree with our current opinions.
5. At six-thirty o'clock turn television to NBC and await Seinfeld. Laugh hysterically through the next half hour.
6. After completion of Seinfeld episode, wait for approximately one-half-hour until heading to Budget Liquors to purchase alcoholic beverages for the evening.
7. Get drunk.
8. Socialize.
9. Pass out.
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