Marc

What, of the following, did I do last night?

A) Grill out with friends/roommates/people he doesn't know, using too much charcoal, too much lighter fluid, and too little common sense
B) Buy a "POKEMON" cake as a celebration piece for changing living quarters
C) Stand by idly whilst friends lit a skateboard on fire, proceded to ride it, and in at least one instance still keep dousing it with lighter fluid while still riding it
D) Play wiffleball home run derby in the dark in the adjacent empty parking lot
E) Climb up a pole onto a gigantic drainage tarp outside the Illinois State University Milner Library, all the while running, jumping, sliding, and contemplating life
F) Assist two fellows at the local waterpark in their successful attempts at sliding down the gigantic waterslides on their skateboards at 3am
G) Or all of the above

Correct answer: G