oh no not again
hey guys, i'm simultaneously porning as i write this.
since we're all posting an inabornament amount of times per day, i'm in with another in. only matt'll get that.
this is real obsucre, but i have the reason for the recent influx of blarg fux:
posting is like holding a conversation with someone, only the response won't come for at least a few hours. perhaps a day. at least that's how it is for me. that's why i sit here and doubt my posting skills, cause in a normal conversation you can read body language, but "O.L." you can't. the "audience," so to speak in other words heretofore, is in a different time and place. (kinda like time travel, huh?) so i sit here and look at the screen of my computer after i write what i think is a funny out, waiting for a laugh. it doesn't happen. you'd think maybe a smirk, but not a fukkin thing. so here we are, throwing out what we think is good shit, or at least SOME type of shit (ha), and then we come back to check and see if someone made any distant response. sometimes you get a special mention in another post, or even in a completely different blog, sometimes you don't.
sometimes ya feel like king's nutz, sometimes ya don't.
okay, since i have nothing to do tonight, i will continue. please tell me if you are sick of my blargs. seriously. i can stop in a heartbeat. one rip-- RIGHT OFF! (another "the Sein" reference, who, not incedently, is on letterman tonight)
matt, a few ideas for mr. bitten, yer kitten. these are just off the top of my head, and will probably be really bad. oh well, there will almost certainly be more to come.
- fahogany, or mahogany. perhaps barnaby. they speak for themselves. classics.
- alright. "alright! that's enough. alright... come here!" alright could be juiced up by saying it "aight" gangsta stylee. the cat would have to be more laid back for that pronunciation though.
- onamanapea. don't really know how to spell that one.
- kaptain kudos.
- The Light. "have you seen The Light?"
- nature's calling.
- hold the phone.
- lil' meow meow. (that's my favorite)
i'll end with this: how do you make tissue paper dance?
put a little boogie in it.
hey guys, i'm simultaneously porning as i write this.
since we're all posting an inabornament amount of times per day, i'm in with another in. only matt'll get that.
this is real obsucre, but i have the reason for the recent influx of blarg fux:
posting is like holding a conversation with someone, only the response won't come for at least a few hours. perhaps a day. at least that's how it is for me. that's why i sit here and doubt my posting skills, cause in a normal conversation you can read body language, but "O.L." you can't. the "audience," so to speak in other words heretofore, is in a different time and place. (kinda like time travel, huh?) so i sit here and look at the screen of my computer after i write what i think is a funny out, waiting for a laugh. it doesn't happen. you'd think maybe a smirk, but not a fukkin thing. so here we are, throwing out what we think is good shit, or at least SOME type of shit (ha), and then we come back to check and see if someone made any distant response. sometimes you get a special mention in another post, or even in a completely different blog, sometimes you don't.
sometimes ya feel like king's nutz, sometimes ya don't.
okay, since i have nothing to do tonight, i will continue. please tell me if you are sick of my blargs. seriously. i can stop in a heartbeat. one rip-- RIGHT OFF! (another "the Sein" reference, who, not incedently, is on letterman tonight)
matt, a few ideas for mr. bitten, yer kitten. these are just off the top of my head, and will probably be really bad. oh well, there will almost certainly be more to come.
- fahogany, or mahogany. perhaps barnaby. they speak for themselves. classics.
- alright. "alright! that's enough. alright... come here!" alright could be juiced up by saying it "aight" gangsta stylee. the cat would have to be more laid back for that pronunciation though.
- onamanapea. don't really know how to spell that one.
- kaptain kudos.
- The Light. "have you seen The Light?"
- nature's calling.
- hold the phone.
- lil' meow meow. (that's my favorite)
i'll end with this: how do you make tissue paper dance?
put a little boogie in it.
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