Marc

I'm talking to my mommy, right now.

She's looking up stuff on a map for me. She's not doing it right. Mom just said "goddammit". I think she was talking about the new Alkaline Trio album, and how it's not as good as "Goddammit". It's still pretty good, though. I might even buy it.

I just used the word "douchebag" in a conversation with my mom. Fucking Awesome!

She just said "goddamn" again.

I bet from an outsider's perspective, it would seem like my mom and I have pretty heated conversations. I assure you, we do. I broke my leg once while talking to my mom.