Marc
Not Skittles!
I forgot all about the D-Plan show. Fucking A', I'll be there with a rump to swivvle. Do I need to drive, Zach?
It's 90 degrees here in Palm Springs, CA. That's way too hot considering it snowed on my way to O'hare just two days prior. My thighs were soggy today. Boo.
I saw three cars get stolen last night in Los Angeles. All at once. BAM! BAM! BAM! And I didn't lift a finger. Hope they don't arrest me like they did to those poor schmoe's on Seinfeld.
Paula Abdul's on VH1 right now. She's short, and sassy. I'm neither.
I'm going to get something to eat. I hope my car isn't filled with heat, just waiting to suffocate me. My pale, tender, Illinois skin isn't ready to handle this oppressive weather. I don't want to die.
Not Skittles!
I forgot all about the D-Plan show. Fucking A', I'll be there with a rump to swivvle. Do I need to drive, Zach?
It's 90 degrees here in Palm Springs, CA. That's way too hot considering it snowed on my way to O'hare just two days prior. My thighs were soggy today. Boo.
I saw three cars get stolen last night in Los Angeles. All at once. BAM! BAM! BAM! And I didn't lift a finger. Hope they don't arrest me like they did to those poor schmoe's on Seinfeld.
Paula Abdul's on VH1 right now. She's short, and sassy. I'm neither.
I'm going to get something to eat. I hope my car isn't filled with heat, just waiting to suffocate me. My pale, tender, Illinois skin isn't ready to handle this oppressive weather. I don't want to die.
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