scoot

i've decided i'm over the computer mishap. so on a happier note, here's some one liners describing what boring things i've been up to or what's been on my demented mind for almost 2 months, in no particular order (or tense):

snowboarding.
singing the following.. "tequila, menudo, la chiquita, macarena!"
new snickers popables. yum.
pining for the ability to download to my "scoot's noo toons" folder.
seeing 8 mile. the road, not the movie.
waiting a long, long time for a seat in a restaurant with friends jon, julie, annie, and.. someone else i can't remember.
the phrase "when it gets warm up front."
missy elliot. izyor flibby dibbit wedyet?
orange alert, 8th graders, and a postponed trip to washington d.c.
popping out of a public bathroom saying "wheeeeooooo. that was a good one!" while a group of innocent, disgusted women stood just steps out of sight. well within earshot, though.
how much i like amelie.
running.
hearing a dude ask for his subway sandwich on "par-mee-zee-ann ore-uh-gonn-o." no accent. just horrible pronuciation.
a lot of who's line is it anyway?
how marc should make fun of us instead of just taking our shit.
new pants.
what the difference is between the sounds ding and dong.
tony hawk 4.
tooting my own horn, if you know what i mean. beep beep.
the possibility of a computer chip in the brain that can read the words that you are thinking. useful for those who have a stroke or are injured and become incapable of speaking.
parent/teacher conferences.
butts.
a southern german man asking me to play a song on the jukebox for him, since he didn't know how to work it. his choice? "teena tournar... ZEE BEST!!"

well that was a stupid list.