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One. That al Qaeda dood looks like a Pakistani version of Ron Jeremy, which makes me wonder what al Qaeda's official stance on porno is. I'm guessing "against", but I've been known to be wrong before. Rarely, though.
Two. My dream job list has been updated. My number one dream job, as of this afternoon, is to take over Stat Boy's job on ESPN's Pardon the Interruption. Can you imagine getting to hang out with Kornhaiser and Wilbon? Not only that, but you'll occasionally get the chance to tell them they're wrong. Sports fans, my friends, are never wrong.
Three. I will be dipping my proverbial toe into Zach's proverbial fantasy baseball league for the first time this season. If there are any competitors out there, beware. I'm going to wipe the floor with all of you. Specifically Zach.
Four. I have to take a test in t-minus fifty minutes. I made the mistake of coming home to eat so I could save money. Now I have a stomachache, and I can't concentrate on anything. But, I will say that it beats heading over to the student union to sit in some huge room with televisions tacked up along the walls, blaring some crappy news report about depressing shit. All the time with the depressing shit, right?
Up Next: "Promising Light" by Iron and Wine
After That: "First to Finish, Last to Start" by Ted Leo
And Beyond: "I Know There's An Answer" by the Beach Boys.
One. That al Qaeda dood looks like a Pakistani version of Ron Jeremy, which makes me wonder what al Qaeda's official stance on porno is. I'm guessing "against", but I've been known to be wrong before. Rarely, though.
Two. My dream job list has been updated. My number one dream job, as of this afternoon, is to take over Stat Boy's job on ESPN's Pardon the Interruption. Can you imagine getting to hang out with Kornhaiser and Wilbon? Not only that, but you'll occasionally get the chance to tell them they're wrong. Sports fans, my friends, are never wrong.
Three. I will be dipping my proverbial toe into Zach's proverbial fantasy baseball league for the first time this season. If there are any competitors out there, beware. I'm going to wipe the floor with all of you. Specifically Zach.
Four. I have to take a test in t-minus fifty minutes. I made the mistake of coming home to eat so I could save money. Now I have a stomachache, and I can't concentrate on anything. But, I will say that it beats heading over to the student union to sit in some huge room with televisions tacked up along the walls, blaring some crappy news report about depressing shit. All the time with the depressing shit, right?
Up Next: "Promising Light" by Iron and Wine
After That: "First to Finish, Last to Start" by Ted Leo
And Beyond: "I Know There's An Answer" by the Beach Boys.
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