Zook INcandenZA
With my heel stuck in trying to leave a trace/c'mon and put me down somehow
hey,I know that cat.
"the next gin blossoms..." that shit is genius. I don't know about covering Queen, though, cos it seems to me that if a band is just short of unbearably bad you probably shouldn't cover their songs. Zing. Can't you just Picture Mjarc getting all pissed off like "Zook is a fucking asshole for making fun of everything I like". It's not cos you like it Mjarcie, it's cos it sucks. Writing with you, not at you. Fun and funny. ANd how weird is it that I never noticed I'm holding a forty in that picture? I just figured the I in Jovi got erased by a shadow or something...
What was it that Mr. Burns said on the Simpsons this Sunday? "It's not how old you are on parchment, it's how you feel in the ______". Could someone please complete that quote for me? I was busily writing it down when I realized that I'd forgotten the word, and it's not, like, a common word. It's a burns-y word, and it's bothering the shit out of me.
Speaking of bothering the shit out of me: my brother won the FamilyFantasyFootball battle yesterday. 2 fucking points. Had he been a REAL bears fan and not had anything to do with any fucking Packer (notice I didn't start any Lions this week, you douchebag) and had I never thought "oh yeah, this alex van pelt guy from buffalo, he's gon' have a big week, plus Grbac is fucking me so why not?", this shit would have never happened. To explain: basically, I have a good team, I just have no QuarterBack. So this week I picked up this Van Pelt, who probably likes Queen and probably combs his hair before he puts on his helmet and probably played college football at Fucking Princeton, thinking that he might help me out in the sitch, and what he does, see, is throws 4 interceptions which basically equals he LOSES me points, 4 to be exact, and then that margin of loss happens to be right about the same margin that I lose to my brother.
Things I should always remember:
1. My brother is an anti-semitic cossack slut. (tony soprano said that, and i'm repeating it, before you think I'm an insultic genius. is insultic a word?)
2. Never trust anyone/anything from Buffalo.
3. Queen should never be covered or played. Ever.
P.S. Ry's (Not Rye) fish tank has a new employee: the white, catfish-esque Walrus. His name is Walrus. Why: Matt shows him to me and I'm like "Matt, Christ man that's a fucking walrus!" and he's like "yer a douche bag". So his name is Walrus. He is a "bottom feeder" according to PetCo, so I was going to name him....oh never mind. All he's done so far is hang out on the bottom, looking sad and not eating the foot that sinks down to him. The guy at PetCo is all like "if he dies you can bring him back, he's guaranteed, all you have to do is bring the receipt, the dead body, and a sample of the water" and I just looked at him and said "he's not going to die. ever.". I get attached to my fucking pets. If Juno or Junah die, I will more than likely hire someone else to flush them down the toilet.
Next five: "typhoon" by res; "Valentine's day" by steve earle; "frontier psychiatrist" by the avalanches; "no mjarcie, we're not going to cover we will rock you" by lois lane and the Mjarc Loves Jack Black duo; and "the i in jovi" by zook INcandenZA featuring billy the cat on handclaps.
in the stereo: Res-How I Do
With my heel stuck in trying to leave a trace/c'mon and put me down somehow
hey,I know that cat.
"the next gin blossoms..." that shit is genius. I don't know about covering Queen, though, cos it seems to me that if a band is just short of unbearably bad you probably shouldn't cover their songs. Zing. Can't you just Picture Mjarc getting all pissed off like "Zook is a fucking asshole for making fun of everything I like". It's not cos you like it Mjarcie, it's cos it sucks. Writing with you, not at you. Fun and funny. ANd how weird is it that I never noticed I'm holding a forty in that picture? I just figured the I in Jovi got erased by a shadow or something...
What was it that Mr. Burns said on the Simpsons this Sunday? "It's not how old you are on parchment, it's how you feel in the ______". Could someone please complete that quote for me? I was busily writing it down when I realized that I'd forgotten the word, and it's not, like, a common word. It's a burns-y word, and it's bothering the shit out of me.
Speaking of bothering the shit out of me: my brother won the FamilyFantasyFootball battle yesterday. 2 fucking points. Had he been a REAL bears fan and not had anything to do with any fucking Packer (notice I didn't start any Lions this week, you douchebag) and had I never thought "oh yeah, this alex van pelt guy from buffalo, he's gon' have a big week, plus Grbac is fucking me so why not?", this shit would have never happened. To explain: basically, I have a good team, I just have no QuarterBack. So this week I picked up this Van Pelt, who probably likes Queen and probably combs his hair before he puts on his helmet and probably played college football at Fucking Princeton, thinking that he might help me out in the sitch, and what he does, see, is throws 4 interceptions which basically equals he LOSES me points, 4 to be exact, and then that margin of loss happens to be right about the same margin that I lose to my brother.
Things I should always remember:
1. My brother is an anti-semitic cossack slut. (tony soprano said that, and i'm repeating it, before you think I'm an insultic genius. is insultic a word?)
2. Never trust anyone/anything from Buffalo.
3. Queen should never be covered or played. Ever.
P.S. Ry's (Not Rye) fish tank has a new employee: the white, catfish-esque Walrus. His name is Walrus. Why: Matt shows him to me and I'm like "Matt, Christ man that's a fucking walrus!" and he's like "yer a douche bag". So his name is Walrus. He is a "bottom feeder" according to PetCo, so I was going to name him....oh never mind. All he's done so far is hang out on the bottom, looking sad and not eating the foot that sinks down to him. The guy at PetCo is all like "if he dies you can bring him back, he's guaranteed, all you have to do is bring the receipt, the dead body, and a sample of the water" and I just looked at him and said "he's not going to die. ever.". I get attached to my fucking pets. If Juno or Junah die, I will more than likely hire someone else to flush them down the toilet.
Next five: "typhoon" by res; "Valentine's day" by steve earle; "frontier psychiatrist" by the avalanches; "no mjarcie, we're not going to cover we will rock you" by lois lane and the Mjarc Loves Jack Black duo; and "the i in jovi" by zook INcandenZA featuring billy the cat on handclaps.
in the stereo: Res-How I Do
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