scoot

i just told my students that i'm in the process of getting a patent on what will be called "the vaccination station" where you walk right through an archway (in the vein of a metal detector), and the invisible rays you pass through contain vaccinations of many sorts. it will be available so that people who are afraid of shots can be disease-free.

the kids loved it.

i can't believe people believe even a word that comes out of my mouth.

i love you, everyone.