Monday, October 01, 2001

ZK

How are they supposed to learn how to read if they can't even fit into the building.

Zoolander. No one laughed as much as I did in the entire theatre, and I'd say I laughed heartily about ten times. Less than Pearl Harbor, more than
Scary Movie. There is a part where four male models get in a gasoline fight to a Madonna tune that is seriously funny, but other than that it is mostly stupid funny rather than real funny. In le parlance de Ryan: "It's a renter", but the experience was enjoyable none the less.

I beat my brother 92-29 in Fantasy football this weekend, and am now in 1st place points-wise. You shouldn't care, but you do.

Let me be the 1st to tell you that the Mt.St.Helens are this weeks official Bringers of Rock. Van Halen finger solos and breakdowns that pull the floor out from you and drum sticks broken from literally beating the shit out of the drums and "regionalists" make for one hell of a rock show. Too bad an element of the crowd were Dave Matthews fans, or they could have been converted***1***. Note to the band: keep the breakdown. IT's good.

Alcohol and Marcie only mix before 1 a.m. Otherwise he starts hitting people/yelling at people. If by people you mean me and Scoot. Dush bag.


***!****Proven psychological fact: once you "dig" dave matthews you can no longer "dig" anything that doesn't involve capital P's or S's.

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