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That's fucking teamwork.
I was just at Jake's Pizza trying to enjoy my lunch***!***and all the while these two dushes next to me are yapping at each other. The weird thing is that they kept asking personal questions that you might get if you were applying for a job. Like this:
Dush 1: What's yer favorite thing about college?
Dush 2: The freedom. What's yer favorite thing about college?
Dush 1: I like the freedom too.
So after a while I'm getting seriously weirded out, and then the truth comes out: Dush 1 is interviewing Dush 2 for a FRATERNITY. I witnessed, with mine own ears, a frat interview. It was hard to keep from laughing out loud when I heard the following:
Dush 1: So yeah, the fraternity has really helped me out here.
Dush 2: Oh, yeah. I can totally tell. (awkward pause)***@****
Dush 1: Yeah...(a.p.)So what is your favorite band?
Dush 2: Oh, totally, no question--
Dush 1 + Dush 2:(at the exact same time, with a Valley girl like voicing) Dave Matthews!!! (after which they exchange, and i kid not, a High Five)
Dush 2: Totally! Thank God, cos I'm not sure I could have a conversation with someone who didn't like Dave.
Dush 1: Totally! And the beatles.
Dush 2: No way! You like the beatles too? What's yer favorite song?
Dush 1: Totally!***#****(says a song title, obscure to the point of probably not even being a beatles song)
Dush 2: I've never heard that one.
Dush 1: oh yeah, no one ever has. Its not well known.
Me: (to myself) I have just witnessed Frat-boy Music snobbery.
So I got up and left and as I was throwing my garbage away the guy who was doing the interview said he wasn't going to sign the kids sheet.
Dush 2: Are you serious?!?!
Dush 1: Yeah. Totally. Ummm. Well, its just...I just can't sign it.
Dush 2: Oh. That's cool. Yeah. I'll just have to interview another guy then.
Me: BURN!
So that was that. A lower level Frat guy dissing a pledge, and I didn't even have to pay $700 to enjoy it thoroughly.
Next five: "trying your luck" by the strokes; "most days and" by owen; "nobody girl" by ryan adams; "our weekend starts on wednesday" by hey mercedes***$*** and "I wouldn't pay 700 bucks a year to live in the Playboy mansion, let alone to buy friends like you" by liso enal.
in the stereo: The strokes
***!***Paid for with 5 bucks I won from Luke via Marcie cos I bet him he wouldn't ask his girlfriend to marry him this weekend. And he didn't. Marcie bet they would break up, so he lost a separate side bet. Whatev.
****@***THe conversation was full of awkward pauses, actually. I think Dush 2 was sort of a dorky kid, and Dush 1 wanted to ask him things like "Dude, do you like to get WASTED? OR WHAT!?" but instead had to ask him terribly benign and silly questions.
***#***And I am not kidding about the use of "totally". Totally not kidding.
***$***This a non-veiled threat: play the song tonight or face a month of Frowndays.
That's fucking teamwork.
I was just at Jake's Pizza trying to enjoy my lunch***!***and all the while these two dushes next to me are yapping at each other. The weird thing is that they kept asking personal questions that you might get if you were applying for a job. Like this:
Dush 1: What's yer favorite thing about college?
Dush 2: The freedom. What's yer favorite thing about college?
Dush 1: I like the freedom too.
So after a while I'm getting seriously weirded out, and then the truth comes out: Dush 1 is interviewing Dush 2 for a FRATERNITY. I witnessed, with mine own ears, a frat interview. It was hard to keep from laughing out loud when I heard the following:
Dush 1: So yeah, the fraternity has really helped me out here.
Dush 2: Oh, yeah. I can totally tell. (awkward pause)***@****
Dush 1: Yeah...(a.p.)So what is your favorite band?
Dush 2: Oh, totally, no question--
Dush 1 + Dush 2:(at the exact same time, with a Valley girl like voicing) Dave Matthews!!! (after which they exchange, and i kid not, a High Five)
Dush 2: Totally! Thank God, cos I'm not sure I could have a conversation with someone who didn't like Dave.
Dush 1: Totally! And the beatles.
Dush 2: No way! You like the beatles too? What's yer favorite song?
Dush 1: Totally!***#****(says a song title, obscure to the point of probably not even being a beatles song)
Dush 2: I've never heard that one.
Dush 1: oh yeah, no one ever has. Its not well known.
Me: (to myself) I have just witnessed Frat-boy Music snobbery.
So I got up and left and as I was throwing my garbage away the guy who was doing the interview said he wasn't going to sign the kids sheet.
Dush 2: Are you serious?!?!
Dush 1: Yeah. Totally. Ummm. Well, its just...I just can't sign it.
Dush 2: Oh. That's cool. Yeah. I'll just have to interview another guy then.
Me: BURN!
So that was that. A lower level Frat guy dissing a pledge, and I didn't even have to pay $700 to enjoy it thoroughly.
Next five: "trying your luck" by the strokes; "most days and" by owen; "nobody girl" by ryan adams; "our weekend starts on wednesday" by hey mercedes***$*** and "I wouldn't pay 700 bucks a year to live in the Playboy mansion, let alone to buy friends like you" by liso enal.
in the stereo: The strokes
***!***Paid for with 5 bucks I won from Luke via Marcie cos I bet him he wouldn't ask his girlfriend to marry him this weekend. And he didn't. Marcie bet they would break up, so he lost a separate side bet. Whatev.
****@***THe conversation was full of awkward pauses, actually. I think Dush 2 was sort of a dorky kid, and Dush 1 wanted to ask him things like "Dude, do you like to get WASTED? OR WHAT!?" but instead had to ask him terribly benign and silly questions.
***#***And I am not kidding about the use of "totally". Totally not kidding.
***$***This a non-veiled threat: play the song tonight or face a month of Frowndays.
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