Marc
I won't BLARG about the run-in with the current/former - grammar professor, other than say this: I might have been in the process of saying "slut" when she walked up to the group. I had this immediate thought: gosh, I hope she doesn't give me a detention. Shows you where my mental development is. Should've seen it coming.
In the stereo: Tenacious D. Goddamn, I don't think it could be any funnier than it is. Let's go ahead and just give Jack Black an Oscar, a Grammy, and a Golden Globe right now. Barring anymore Saving Silverman-esque films, this man is currently the second funniest human being on the planet, still quite a distance behind Will Ferrel.
On the mind: Hey May/Rival Schools/Burning Airlines show tonight at the Highdive. Kind of a pain driving to Champaign-Urbana, the third worst city in Illinois, preceded only by Decatur at #2, and Peoria way out in front at #1. If it weren't for Chicago, living in Illinois would be just like living in Indiana or Wisconsin or Iowa - pointless. And don't wax sentimental on me, and say that they've got Indianapolis, Milwaukee, or ... well, nothing. Sioux City? Davenport? Iowa City? Fuck 'em. Let 'em riot. None of 'em are Chicago.
Also on the mind: Cutting off the nose. When the temperature starts going up and down, and up and down, the nose starts going outwards. Violently. And don't let Zach tell you I don't sneeze like a man anymore, cause I do. My nipples both get hard too ... when I sneeze ... which is kind of like a bonus ... cause it makes me look a bit more buff than I am ... which I'm not.
I won't BLARG about the run-in with the current/former - grammar professor, other than say this: I might have been in the process of saying "slut" when she walked up to the group. I had this immediate thought: gosh, I hope she doesn't give me a detention. Shows you where my mental development is. Should've seen it coming.
In the stereo: Tenacious D. Goddamn, I don't think it could be any funnier than it is. Let's go ahead and just give Jack Black an Oscar, a Grammy, and a Golden Globe right now. Barring anymore Saving Silverman-esque films, this man is currently the second funniest human being on the planet, still quite a distance behind Will Ferrel.
On the mind: Hey May/Rival Schools/Burning Airlines show tonight at the Highdive. Kind of a pain driving to Champaign-Urbana, the third worst city in Illinois, preceded only by Decatur at #2, and Peoria way out in front at #1. If it weren't for Chicago, living in Illinois would be just like living in Indiana or Wisconsin or Iowa - pointless. And don't wax sentimental on me, and say that they've got Indianapolis, Milwaukee, or ... well, nothing. Sioux City? Davenport? Iowa City? Fuck 'em. Let 'em riot. None of 'em are Chicago.
Also on the mind: Cutting off the nose. When the temperature starts going up and down, and up and down, the nose starts going outwards. Violently. And don't let Zach tell you I don't sneeze like a man anymore, cause I do. My nipples both get hard too ... when I sneeze ... which is kind of like a bonus ... cause it makes me look a bit more buff than I am ... which I'm not.
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