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It's too hot, too hot, too hot homey. Gotta run for shelter, gotta run for shade.
First I'm pulling out George Strait quotes and now Coolio????***1*** Seriously hot today. The tips of my fingers are burned and starting to slightly redden from having to touch aluminum that has been sitting in the sun for hours and is thus hotter than a cat on a hot tin roof. Literally. So hot that the guy who always wears pants to work no matter the temperature actually had them rolled up Male-Capris-Pant style. He reminded me of this D.Bag we saw at the Vagrant show who had capris pants on. He. Had capris pants on. He had a passion for fashion, and was sincere like a statue.
Marcie: yer last BLARG was a very ATR moment. Do not repeat. ***2***
Fred McGriff, David Weathers, Cubs staying in first place. I'm going to find out the days for the Series and take them off from work. Three years ago I missed all three of the playoff games thanks to my fascist boss being a God-Damn Cardinals fan. He thought is was funny, but likely did not think the urine on his car door handles was. I didn't do that, though.
Tired.
Next five: "the genetic method" by the band; "bastards of young" by the replacements; "don't lie to me" by big star; "gangster's paradise" by coolio; and "Party all the time" by eddie murphy.
In the stereo: Ringing in my ears, blisters on my fingers, tan lines on my sexy ainkles (sic?), and blondeness in my hair.
***1***this link'll get you to a picture of the singer from Boilermaker with Coolio on a boat. I think someone is using their scanner to maximum capacity.
***2***Insert mental picture of Marcie getting really mad and saying things like "THIS IS MY BLARG! I LET YOU POST ON IT! DON"T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" Constructive criticism, friend.
It's too hot, too hot, too hot homey. Gotta run for shelter, gotta run for shade.
First I'm pulling out George Strait quotes and now Coolio????***1*** Seriously hot today. The tips of my fingers are burned and starting to slightly redden from having to touch aluminum that has been sitting in the sun for hours and is thus hotter than a cat on a hot tin roof. Literally. So hot that the guy who always wears pants to work no matter the temperature actually had them rolled up Male-Capris-Pant style. He reminded me of this D.Bag we saw at the Vagrant show who had capris pants on. He. Had capris pants on. He had a passion for fashion, and was sincere like a statue.
Marcie: yer last BLARG was a very ATR moment. Do not repeat. ***2***
Fred McGriff, David Weathers, Cubs staying in first place. I'm going to find out the days for the Series and take them off from work. Three years ago I missed all three of the playoff games thanks to my fascist boss being a God-Damn Cardinals fan. He thought is was funny, but likely did not think the urine on his car door handles was. I didn't do that, though.
Tired.
Next five: "the genetic method" by the band; "bastards of young" by the replacements; "don't lie to me" by big star; "gangster's paradise" by coolio; and "Party all the time" by eddie murphy.
In the stereo: Ringing in my ears, blisters on my fingers, tan lines on my sexy ainkles (sic?), and blondeness in my hair.
***1***this link'll get you to a picture of the singer from Boilermaker with Coolio on a boat. I think someone is using their scanner to maximum capacity.
***2***Insert mental picture of Marcie getting really mad and saying things like "THIS IS MY BLARG! I LET YOU POST ON IT! DON"T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" Constructive criticism, friend.
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