hi and suck my butt.

after a whatev wednesday, i moved in to the place i've been talking TOO MUCH about lately, and now i'm off for a fun weekend in the dells. noah's ark here i come.

so basically i'm here to brag because i'll be having more fun than you.

or not.

also, i came up with a new breath mint product called "enjoymints." "enjoymints" could have commercials with people REALLY enjoying themselves because they just popped a mint. so how is this different from other advertisements for anything else in this shitty country you ask?

the name. that's all. admit it, you like it.