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Fat Tony is the fucking worst.
I remember saying that when we watched them in Peoria. One of their songs was called "I fucked your mom", if I remember correctly, and they played it fifteen times throughout their set. I have NEVER seen a worse band in my entire life. I think they slept in our living room, and I remember they stunk the place up worse than Marcie has ever dreamed of doing. That makes them the first band to sleep in our living room and end up on MTV. And the last, judging the talent***1*** that has slept on our floor in the past. One group even rummaged through the apartment porno stash and stayed home all night just looking and reading. We left them there and went to a party, and when we came back they were still just looking. And reading. So Fat Tony opens for Blink-182, yet the Straightleggedkick machine can't even get their feet off the ground long enough to not break up. Eh well.
Tesla is still making a living playing such visionary beauties as "Signs", "What You Give", and.........I know there's a few more.......
Airplanes are for losers.
Tour buses are for losers.
Success is for losers.
Sleepless nights and long days in the sun cutting aluminum with a saw is for winners.
I keep seeing these commercials for the New Jimmy eat world album. Basically, if MTV won't play the fucking video, the labels have finally figured out that the best way to get their new acts heard is to PAY to PLAY. In the 50's they called this Pay-o-la, and many disc jockeys lost everything they had. Now, I suppose, it's ok. Really, I see no problem with it, 'cause yoy know MTV isn't making all that money off that stupid "becoming" show***2***.
Dustin Diamond is on a new TV show on NBC. You know that one with the co-ed basketball team coached by Dick Butkus? That one. Not new, just bad. They're trying to establish the fact that his name is not Screech, and maybe get him some work outside of the 11:00 time slot on Sunday mornings against live chuch and the McLaughlin Group.
Next five: "pomegranate bleeding" by idaho; "detroit has a skyline" by superchunk; "more than this" by roxy music; "bad moon rising" by creedence; and "sure you can play that fucking song again, fat tony, you terrible monsters" by lois lane.
in the stereo: TNBC
***1***Lack of.
***2***Did you see the one with Ricky Martin and Christina Aguilera? If anything, this proves that ANYONE can be famous and look really good, if they only get a break and invest in some serious makeup. Unless yer Rosie O'donnel, in which case you invest in some first rate ugly trees.
Fat Tony is the fucking worst.
I remember saying that when we watched them in Peoria. One of their songs was called "I fucked your mom", if I remember correctly, and they played it fifteen times throughout their set. I have NEVER seen a worse band in my entire life. I think they slept in our living room, and I remember they stunk the place up worse than Marcie has ever dreamed of doing. That makes them the first band to sleep in our living room and end up on MTV. And the last, judging the talent***1*** that has slept on our floor in the past. One group even rummaged through the apartment porno stash and stayed home all night just looking and reading. We left them there and went to a party, and when we came back they were still just looking. And reading. So Fat Tony opens for Blink-182, yet the Straightleggedkick machine can't even get their feet off the ground long enough to not break up. Eh well.
Tesla is still making a living playing such visionary beauties as "Signs", "What You Give", and.........I know there's a few more.......
Airplanes are for losers.
Tour buses are for losers.
Success is for losers.
Sleepless nights and long days in the sun cutting aluminum with a saw is for winners.
I keep seeing these commercials for the New Jimmy eat world album. Basically, if MTV won't play the fucking video, the labels have finally figured out that the best way to get their new acts heard is to PAY to PLAY. In the 50's they called this Pay-o-la, and many disc jockeys lost everything they had. Now, I suppose, it's ok. Really, I see no problem with it, 'cause yoy know MTV isn't making all that money off that stupid "becoming" show***2***.
Dustin Diamond is on a new TV show on NBC. You know that one with the co-ed basketball team coached by Dick Butkus? That one. Not new, just bad. They're trying to establish the fact that his name is not Screech, and maybe get him some work outside of the 11:00 time slot on Sunday mornings against live chuch and the McLaughlin Group.
Next five: "pomegranate bleeding" by idaho; "detroit has a skyline" by superchunk; "more than this" by roxy music; "bad moon rising" by creedence; and "sure you can play that fucking song again, fat tony, you terrible monsters" by lois lane.
in the stereo: TNBC
***1***Lack of.
***2***Did you see the one with Ricky Martin and Christina Aguilera? If anything, this proves that ANYONE can be famous and look really good, if they only get a break and invest in some serious makeup. Unless yer Rosie O'donnel, in which case you invest in some first rate ugly trees.
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