Marc

Would a true artist do a Dove soap commercial?

I don't have a hostage negotiator. Am I missing out on something?

Who's with me when I say "children under four and three/quarters feet tall shouldn't be allowed in the baggage claim area at airports, train stations, and bus stations"? Eh, who's with me?

I saw that HBO documentary about the guy who takes pictures of naked people, and I think he's a weiner.

I had fiberglass in my hair, on my head, on my arms, and in my eyes today. It was hard to concentrate on driving afterwards.

Mmmmmm. .. me.

Mmmmmmm... something.

Mmmmmmm. . . invisible cola.