Tuesday, March 20, 2001

scooter "i think all this nickname in quotes bullshit is catching on" mcboober

you'll note that i am making this an every day affair, which i hate and love at the same time.

a few items to be touched on: marc, i like to think that i have a third and different reaction to your goals than those you listed. i do not 1.) laugh at or 2.) find them shocking, but instead support you wholeheartedly, cause as it is known, i am a supporter. an athletic supporter. working out-- awesome, writing-- even cooler, new band-- they already suck. just joking. zook, unfortunately i haven't seen ONE of the movies you have in the blargers. obviously i don't have the pop culture sensitivity you do. so i'm sorry but i can't offer any intelligent votes. except this one-- you suck too.

kindergartners are very small and have funny things to say. but if you have a conversation with one, you'll find that they're smarter than you are. and here's why-- because changing topics from how to tie a shoelace to what their puppy's name is to who came to visit them last wednesday to what a velociraptor's face looks like makes perfect sense to them. you think i'm kidding.

one day i was chillin' at kentucky fried chicken, minding my own business eatin' food at finger lickin'. this dude walked in kinda short and kinda funny, he went to the counter with his order and his money. he didn't walk straight, kinda side to side, he asked the lady if this was kentucky fried. the lady said "yes," smiled, he smiled back, with a quarter and his order: small fries, big mac.

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