Marc
I'm home. I've never been so happy to be back here. I almost fell asleep at the wheel 15 times today on the five hour trek back from Dayton. Boo. I'm currently going through my first listen of Ben Kweller's "Sha Sha" song. Not bad. Soothing. Poppy. Chicks dig it, I'm sure.
The DSL is finally up at the apartment, and I've hooked up the room and Roomy Luke's room as well, so now we can hang out in our rooms all day and night and never have to see each other, kind of like myself and Matt a scant few weeks ago. Remember those kooky IM conversations he used to post? Ah, old times. Now he's living a graphic designer's nightmare at a Petco in distant lands. Serves him right.
I've gone ahead and updated my List of States I'd Bomb If A Civil War Broke Out:
(1) Indiana -- Still in first place. Yokels with mesh hats, beer bellies, and no sense of humor. Ick.
(2) Ohio -- Making it's first ever appearance in the top five. A flat, boring state with no apparent agricultural system, and tons of fucking people crammed into cities all over the state, sitting at desks complaining about the weather outside. Indiana better watch out. Ohio's on the move.
(3) Oklahoma -- The former #1 from two years ago slides yet another spot. Truth be told, I haven't been back there in quite a while, which is just fine. I still hold a grudge though. Oh, how good am I at holding grudges!
(4) Nevada -- Another first appearance in the top five, mainly for stealing all my money last Christmas. And for not having any socially redeeming morals. A haven for sin ... me likes, but me hates at the same time.
(5) Texas -- Technically Texas is always #1, but it's too full of gun-toting douchebags and lunes to actually bomb right off the bat. Here's the plan - form a coalition of states (obviously not including any of the above mentioned) and bomb the shit out of Texas in an allied campaign. First city to go - Houston. It's your pick after that. It don't much matter to me.
I'll check in later. Not much happening around here. Plenty of time to BLARG.
I'm home. I've never been so happy to be back here. I almost fell asleep at the wheel 15 times today on the five hour trek back from Dayton. Boo. I'm currently going through my first listen of Ben Kweller's "Sha Sha" song. Not bad. Soothing. Poppy. Chicks dig it, I'm sure.
The DSL is finally up at the apartment, and I've hooked up the room and Roomy Luke's room as well, so now we can hang out in our rooms all day and night and never have to see each other, kind of like myself and Matt a scant few weeks ago. Remember those kooky IM conversations he used to post? Ah, old times. Now he's living a graphic designer's nightmare at a Petco in distant lands. Serves him right.
I've gone ahead and updated my List of States I'd Bomb If A Civil War Broke Out:
(1) Indiana -- Still in first place. Yokels with mesh hats, beer bellies, and no sense of humor. Ick.
(2) Ohio -- Making it's first ever appearance in the top five. A flat, boring state with no apparent agricultural system, and tons of fucking people crammed into cities all over the state, sitting at desks complaining about the weather outside. Indiana better watch out. Ohio's on the move.
(3) Oklahoma -- The former #1 from two years ago slides yet another spot. Truth be told, I haven't been back there in quite a while, which is just fine. I still hold a grudge though. Oh, how good am I at holding grudges!
(4) Nevada -- Another first appearance in the top five, mainly for stealing all my money last Christmas. And for not having any socially redeeming morals. A haven for sin ... me likes, but me hates at the same time.
(5) Texas -- Technically Texas is always #1, but it's too full of gun-toting douchebags and lunes to actually bomb right off the bat. Here's the plan - form a coalition of states (obviously not including any of the above mentioned) and bomb the shit out of Texas in an allied campaign. First city to go - Houston. It's your pick after that. It don't much matter to me.
I'll check in later. Not much happening around here. Plenty of time to BLARG.
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