Marc
Things to pack for a road trip to Milwaukee -- cell phone, cell phone charger, pants, shirts, socks, underwear, box of condoms, bag of coke, loaf of bread, 1 jar peanut butter, 1 jar jelly, package of plastic knives, toothbrush, deodorant, toothpaste, blanket, dudes, albums, glasses, money, sense of humour, blanket, pillow, shoes, anal beads. Check, all the way around.
Kidding.
I'm driving. Maybe I should've gotten more sleep last night. Whatev. Some bitch busted into my room at three thirty in the morning demanding that I print her out a story I'd written, cause she's read most of it, but she didn't get to the end. I told her to "fuck off" and "get the fuck out of my room" and "what the fuck do you think you're doing?" and "how the fuck did you get in here?" and "the door was fucking locked, fuck the fuck off!" goddamn and "shit, you fucking suck, I'm trying to fucking sleep, LEAVE!"
Damn.
Things to pack for a road trip to Milwaukee -- cell phone, cell phone charger, pants, shirts, socks, underwear, box of condoms, bag of coke, loaf of bread, 1 jar peanut butter, 1 jar jelly, package of plastic knives, toothbrush, deodorant, toothpaste, blanket, dudes, albums, glasses, money, sense of humour, blanket, pillow, shoes, anal beads. Check, all the way around.
Kidding.
I'm driving. Maybe I should've gotten more sleep last night. Whatev. Some bitch busted into my room at three thirty in the morning demanding that I print her out a story I'd written, cause she's read most of it, but she didn't get to the end. I told her to "fuck off" and "get the fuck out of my room" and "what the fuck do you think you're doing?" and "how the fuck did you get in here?" and "the door was fucking locked, fuck the fuck off!" goddamn and "shit, you fucking suck, I'm trying to fucking sleep, LEAVE!"
Damn.
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