scoot

warning: the following post is extremely graphic in nature. (however, matt will probably love it.)

questions: how the hell is this possible? i’m not this old and dirty… am i?

situation: i was hanging around my apartment today in nothing but my underwear (cuz that’s one of the great perks of living by yourself, plus it was ass hot outside), laying on the couch, silently watching tv, when i looked down to the appalling sight of one of my testicles hanging out of the bottom of my boxers. i know, i know… gross. extremely gross! and weird. the absolute weirdest part was that it was peeking out from the right leg of my shorts, but when i went to correct the unsightly error, to my astonishment, it was actually my left testis.

analysis: completely disgusting, somewhat confusing, and a little humbling all at the same time.

conclusion: i’m sorry for that.