scooter

what if...

i put my foot straight up your ass, and you couldn't defecate? if you couldn't drop a deuce because a shoe is in the way, then would that "filling" feeling that you get in your colon as you eat more and more be real?

yes. it would. it would be real because we are real, you jackasses. quit defeconversing.


*def·e·cate
v. def·e·cat·ed, def·e·cat·ing, def·e·cates.

1. to void feces from the bowels.

*def·e·con·verse
intr.v. def·e·con·versed, def·e·con·vers·ing, def·e·con·vers·es.

1. to talk as if one is shitting from one's mouth. (see matt and marc)