Marc

All this Beyond Balderdash hype is scaring me. I can't remember if I've ever played this game or not, but who gives a fuck, eh? Matt's going, too, so at least we'll just be able to fuck around, which might be the point of the game in the first place, so I don't know what I'm worrying about.

I played with the singing/guitaring female last night. Ehh ... She was very okay on the axe. Nothing special. Nothing terrible. And she could actually sing, playing two originals. The first one wasn't bad. Your basic D to G to C to Em chord changes over and over again, and I stress that she could actually sing. Her second song was quite possibly the worst thing that I've ever heard in my life. Something about snot and noses and green goo, and this horrible, terrible high-pitched whine/scream/gutteral wrenching noise that floored me, made me embarrassed for her, and is making me think that I should either look elsewhere or just sing myself. Annoying. Frustrating.

"Is it that hard to make me look cool?!" All roads will eventually lead back to the Almost Famous Bootleg Cut.