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We are the sons of no one, bastards of young.

And this is no bullshit, I have it from a fairly reputable source: Paul Westerberg, he of the Replacements aka bestband of the 80's, has signed to....Vagrant Records. I don't know how it's possible, but he/she refuses to admit they are lying. He/She is a big fan of the 'mats, and is dumbfounded. If you think you don't know who the Replacements are, you do.***1*** Seen Can't Hardly Wait? The Replacements wrote the song "Can't Hardly Wait". Amongst other gems. PW has been blasted since the 'mats broke up for writing terrible solo albums, but what does he think signing to a punk label is going to do?

Guarantee this means A good polaroid op.

Next five: "i was a kaleidoscope" by death cab for cutie; "i was wrong" by social distortion; "me and the bean" by spoon; "cigarettes and chocolate milk" by rufus wainwright; and "Paul westerberg is dead" by lois lane featuring Paul westerberg.

in the stereo: The Photo Album
in the other window: GregStaticBLARG
best thing some poor schmuck typed in on an engine and ended up here with us schmucks: "Superheros mind control erotic"
# of people who read that AMplified nonsense yesterday, even though she never updates and is a bore: 214
# of people who actually read this page, according to tracker thing: 196
# of difference b/w us and her: 18
# of times Mjarc, Scoot, Zook, and Mast read the page on different computers, thus making it look like people actually care, but don't: 85
# of actual difference b/w us and her: 103
# of dreams I had last night that related directly to JEZball: 4
# of ideas I steal a day from Harper's: 7

***1***Here's Zook trying to show you that you know just as much about music as he does, he just pretends to be smart.