scoot

do you guys ever stop to take a serious look at yourself, and say "golly gee wiz, i'm such a turd."

cuz that's what you all are. one big turd.

if you were an animal, you'd be a turdle. if you were a condiment, you'd be musturd. if you were a city, you’d be amsturdam. if you were on a tv show, you'd be on “turd rock from the sun.” if you played football, you'd be on the san francisco forty-nineturds. if you were a pop song, you’d be “turdy pop” by n’sync. if you were in a nursery rhyme, you'd be eating your turds 'n whey. if you were in a movie, it would of course be monsturd's inc.

go here to read all about yourself. turd.

jee-yah.