crisco manifesto

dudes.

i was all "uhhyah, rye-eet"

and she was like "um, i don't think so"

and i was like "um yeah, i do think so"

and she was all "humpf, as if."

and i was all *turn my head, hands on hips, add a sneer and a flip of the bean. i mean hair.*


-- thank you very much. some of my finest work right here. inspired my matt's post about tagalongs.