Hey Cubs Fans (You can consider this an open letter),
I am urging you to help out Angels fans during this season and in seasons forthcoming.
You have this inate ability to shift the blame of losing post-season games from your team to outside forces it cannot control. In 2003, you had a young man, named "Steve Bartman." In your minds, he was the sole reason the Cubs lost game 7 to the Marlins.
The Angels may be sitting on a Bartman and not even realize it. His name is Doug Eddings, home plate umpire for last night's Angels @ Sox game.
Cubs fans, it's time that you draft a proposal to the city of Anaheim where you can instruct them on the best ways to:
-Design effigies of Eddings to burn at rallies
-Turn ever punchline to every joke until next season to "Doug Eddings"
-Make Doug Eddings Halloween costumes
-Cry into their beer when their team is not in the World Series.
Best,
Mr. Zo
I am urging you to help out Angels fans during this season and in seasons forthcoming.
You have this inate ability to shift the blame of losing post-season games from your team to outside forces it cannot control. In 2003, you had a young man, named "Steve Bartman." In your minds, he was the sole reason the Cubs lost game 7 to the Marlins.
The Angels may be sitting on a Bartman and not even realize it. His name is Doug Eddings, home plate umpire for last night's Angels @ Sox game.
Cubs fans, it's time that you draft a proposal to the city of Anaheim where you can instruct them on the best ways to:
-Design effigies of Eddings to burn at rallies
-Turn ever punchline to every joke until next season to "Doug Eddings"
-Make Doug Eddings Halloween costumes
-Cry into their beer when their team is not in the World Series.
Best,
Mr. Zo
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