scooter

here's a fun game: guess which character is me, and which one is my female companion.


"so what's the big deal with the blue pants?"

"it's just a stupid sports superstition. the broncos haven't worn blue pants with blue jerseys for a long time... tonight they did, and now they're playing really well."

"oh. what color pants did they used to wear?"

"white."

"well i wouldn't want to wear white pants either... they'd get too dirty."