Zach Oooh!n
I want to live to tomorrow yeah/so that I can see you tomorrow yeah
I'm glad you all enjoyed that. I have my favorites, particulaly "can it, tuna head" and all the songs about mjarcie's hair (which, btw, he had cut at a real hair cuttery typa place recently, which it looks quite good and should give him the regrets for having cut it on his own for all those years, which at times was, yes, I'll admit, a money saver, but JesusChristonaChristmasMonkey did it look just all out bad sometimes. But, shit, I've paid the same hopped up speed addict at the Aurora Supercuts 15 bucks a month for the past five years to give me this ridiculous excuse for a style, so, I suppose, it goes) and the album titles.
Can it, tuna head.
I don't know how many of you pay attention to baseball, but I have to pledge my allegiances right now:
AL: Anaheim Angels (can you beat a team that has no name brand players and wins 90+ games and holds off the fascist Mariners who btw didn't have a sell-out last night for the first time in quite a while cos they were eliminated from the playoffs and that just shows you the typa fans they have out there in their not-so-fair-weathered state and has a Guy Named Eckstein who looks like a guy named Eckstein but plays like Pete Rose without the paunch?) Or Oakland, who have the best pitching staff and the funniest. Really, it's whoever wins the American League that'll win the whole show.
NL: Arizona Diamondbacks (anyone who roots for the Cardinals better be:
A. From St. Louis or Missouri the State (which is still no excuse, really, but I'll let your tomfoolery pass as such)
B. Mentally equipped for nothing higher than a Justin Timberlake single
C. Prepared for heartbreak: they suck. They played more games against the truly awful Pirates, Cubs, and brewers than anyone else did and their pitching has been solid in September only cos they haven't played anyone in contention in September.
or D. Really have a thing for boring, egocentric, fascist pricks. Jim Edmonds blows. Face it.
And I have one word for Randy Moss on Sports Center: pathetic. All you have to do, as a football player, are two things:
1. Play football, and play it well
2. Stay out of jail.
It's not that hard, really. Most of us do it for our entire lives (sorry Scott) without any problems. When you get pulled over by a traffic cop, even if she's a she and "you can't handle disrespect from a woman", just take the fucking ticket, say thank-you, and drive away. You make $8 million a year. One ticket will cost you, tops, five thousand dollars if you factor the insurance and the bribes to the staties. Just. do. it. You fucking baby. And crying on national television gets you nowhere but made-fun-of-land, where you can hang out with the Lawrence Brothers (you have to call Joey "joe" now, randy, and his eyebrows have been seriously plucked and waxed so that it looks like he has two tiny mustaches above his eyes), Amplified to Rock, and Mjarcie.
the original tuna head.
next five: "I want to live" by rhett miller; "monument" by calla; "nuclear" by ryan adams; "It begins againth (LL's back with a filler for yer holes)" by lois lane; and "up on cripple creek" by the band.
in the stereo: Calla--Insound Tour Support EP (can you also beat 22 songs for $7?!?!?!)
I want to live to tomorrow yeah/so that I can see you tomorrow yeah
I'm glad you all enjoyed that. I have my favorites, particulaly "can it, tuna head" and all the songs about mjarcie's hair (which, btw, he had cut at a real hair cuttery typa place recently, which it looks quite good and should give him the regrets for having cut it on his own for all those years, which at times was, yes, I'll admit, a money saver, but JesusChristonaChristmasMonkey did it look just all out bad sometimes. But, shit, I've paid the same hopped up speed addict at the Aurora Supercuts 15 bucks a month for the past five years to give me this ridiculous excuse for a style, so, I suppose, it goes) and the album titles.
Can it, tuna head.
I don't know how many of you pay attention to baseball, but I have to pledge my allegiances right now:
AL: Anaheim Angels (can you beat a team that has no name brand players and wins 90+ games and holds off the fascist Mariners who btw didn't have a sell-out last night for the first time in quite a while cos they were eliminated from the playoffs and that just shows you the typa fans they have out there in their not-so-fair-weathered state and has a Guy Named Eckstein who looks like a guy named Eckstein but plays like Pete Rose without the paunch?) Or Oakland, who have the best pitching staff and the funniest. Really, it's whoever wins the American League that'll win the whole show.
NL: Arizona Diamondbacks (anyone who roots for the Cardinals better be:
A. From St. Louis or Missouri the State (which is still no excuse, really, but I'll let your tomfoolery pass as such)
B. Mentally equipped for nothing higher than a Justin Timberlake single
C. Prepared for heartbreak: they suck. They played more games against the truly awful Pirates, Cubs, and brewers than anyone else did and their pitching has been solid in September only cos they haven't played anyone in contention in September.
or D. Really have a thing for boring, egocentric, fascist pricks. Jim Edmonds blows. Face it.
And I have one word for Randy Moss on Sports Center: pathetic. All you have to do, as a football player, are two things:
1. Play football, and play it well
2. Stay out of jail.
It's not that hard, really. Most of us do it for our entire lives (sorry Scott) without any problems. When you get pulled over by a traffic cop, even if she's a she and "you can't handle disrespect from a woman", just take the fucking ticket, say thank-you, and drive away. You make $8 million a year. One ticket will cost you, tops, five thousand dollars if you factor the insurance and the bribes to the staties. Just. do. it. You fucking baby. And crying on national television gets you nowhere but made-fun-of-land, where you can hang out with the Lawrence Brothers (you have to call Joey "joe" now, randy, and his eyebrows have been seriously plucked and waxed so that it looks like he has two tiny mustaches above his eyes), Amplified to Rock, and Mjarcie.
the original tuna head.
next five: "I want to live" by rhett miller; "monument" by calla; "nuclear" by ryan adams; "It begins againth (LL's back with a filler for yer holes)" by lois lane; and "up on cripple creek" by the band.
in the stereo: Calla--Insound Tour Support EP (can you also beat 22 songs for $7?!?!?!)
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