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Ninja, Please!
Dudes don't dance on dudes, apparently, without chicks getting all kinds of upset and walking out of the room and stuff, and leaving other dudes with boners that will go untouched for an evening, maybe two, quite possibly three. Huh? What? So dudes Two confront dudes One and say, "Dudes! You're totally scaring off the chicks!" and dudes One are like "What?! If they ain't able to handle us dudes dancing on each other, then they ain't worf it anyways!" at which point dudes One surround each other and high five each other and smack each other on the asses and are all like "Hey-Oh!" and this doesn't make dudes Two too happy so they get all combustible and shit and start throwing punches and telling dudes One to get the hell out like "Fags! Dudes dancing on dudes ain't cool!" Dudes One don't give a shit what's "cool" or whatev, so they're all like "HEY-OH!" even louder, and this ain't make dudes Two happy at all so they start tossing people around on account of their rage on account of their untouched boners on account of the chicks leaving the party, so dudes One are like, "Peace, y'all! We's gonna' go where dudes can dance on friggin' dudes without a fear of other dudes getting all upset and shit!" And they walk out the door, hopefully never to see dudes Two ever again.
Ninja, Please!
Dudes don't dance on dudes, apparently, without chicks getting all kinds of upset and walking out of the room and stuff, and leaving other dudes with boners that will go untouched for an evening, maybe two, quite possibly three. Huh? What? So dudes Two confront dudes One and say, "Dudes! You're totally scaring off the chicks!" and dudes One are like "What?! If they ain't able to handle us dudes dancing on each other, then they ain't worf it anyways!" at which point dudes One surround each other and high five each other and smack each other on the asses and are all like "Hey-Oh!" and this doesn't make dudes Two too happy so they get all combustible and shit and start throwing punches and telling dudes One to get the hell out like "Fags! Dudes dancing on dudes ain't cool!" Dudes One don't give a shit what's "cool" or whatev, so they're all like "HEY-OH!" even louder, and this ain't make dudes Two happy at all so they start tossing people around on account of their rage on account of their untouched boners on account of the chicks leaving the party, so dudes One are like, "Peace, y'all! We's gonna' go where dudes can dance on friggin' dudes without a fear of other dudes getting all upset and shit!" And they walk out the door, hopefully never to see dudes Two ever again.
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