scoots

three freakishly intertwined items of note:

un. if you place a single staple, upright, between your upper and lower front teeth and then bite down on the protruding ends, you can shoot it far across the room.

deux. the makers of snapple have a off-shoot drink called elements, and the one entitled "rain" is outstanding.

trois. i opend my little mailbox today to the sight of nothing. i received no mail. no mail at all.

eerie, huh? wee-oo! oo-WEE-ooo!!