Marc

Lead Me Home
Or lead me into a bush, like this fat guy was doing to this blind lady earlier this afternoon. I wish I were joking, but I'm not. He was standing next to her as she was poking her walking stick into a bush, and he wasn't leading her to the sidewalk that was literally 5 inches to her left. What an asshole, right?

Stranger things have been happening, too. Some guy who claimed he was a doctor tried to give Matt Fast Viagra last night. He said he'd been in school for eighteen years and had recently graduated. I'm not kidding. It was ridiculous. Matt contemplated it for a moment, but ultimately reasoning won the best of him. You don't take Viagra from 25 year old dudes who claim that they're (a) doctors; (b) have been in school for 18 years; (c) claim to love death metal; or (d) can't stop talking with their hands and making faint rape sounds to the drunk girl that they showed up with. It was quite the scene last night. I don't know how to put the rest of it into words, so I suppose I'll just stop right here.

S'alright.