Thursday, December 13, 2001

Mjarc

I'm sitting in my room, waiting for the taste of toothpaste to wear off of my teeth so I can go drink a glass of orange juice with my Dayquil. Hell yeah ... this is the life. Matt and I went shopping yesterday, and I decided to buy all new toiletries, seeing as how I've been out of them since two months ago, and I've been mooching off our other roommate, Al. I bought shampoo, a new toob of DualAction Whitening Toothpaste (way better than Ultra Brite), a new toothbrush (which felt like it was massaging my teeth a few seconds ago - can't wait to brush again), and some new razor blades for my razor. I haven't shaved for going on two weeks now, but I'm still nowhere near being able to grow a beard yet, which is beginning to really chap my ass.

I want to look like a lumberjack, but I'm not quite sure that its ever going to happen. I know my dad had a beard at some point when he was my age. Why can't I grow one? I've got weird bald patches on the left and right side of my jaw, and the hair that does grow in isn't very thick and beard-ish. More like curly and a bit gross, to tell the truth. Who cares, though? It's not like I've got mad chicks beating down my doors right now. I should just suck it in - again - and grow it as long as I can stand it, and go from there. Guarantee that Zook and Scooter and Matt will start making fun of me within the next two weeks. They always do when I try something new. Fuckers.

Well, the taste is gone. I'm off to the grocery again. I wrote down what I need on my left hand: (1) kleenex - preferrably aloe vera enhanced (2) medicine - Dayquil, Nyquil, & Aleve, and, though I don't need it for this particular battle, I'll probably pick up some Immodium AD, too - never know when that's going to be needed (3) chapstick (4) cups (5) knives - for peanut butter and jelly (6) more orange juice.

If these germs aren't going to give up soon, I'll just have to snuff them out. Tally ho!

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