Mjarc
Hey guys, pat yourself on the fucking ass! We beat the bastard at city hall! I give the credit for the victory to everyone out there who doesn't write all the f-ing time about stupid shit like drama and pregnancies, and whatever the fuck else that silly girl said was interesting. Cause none of that shit is interesting - it's debilitating.
I also give our merry band of BLARGs at the NormalBLARGS mad props, too.
I ain't got shit for drama right now, and its fucking awesome. Today's Re-Arrange the Living Room Day, and I'd be lying if I said that I haven't been looking forward to it since Sunday when we decided we were going to change it. That's right. I'm a geek. I also would be lying if I said I wasn't losing sleep over the new Lord of the Rings movies. Did I ever tell you how I tried to write the sequel to those books in the eighth grade? I did. The Ents saved the world that time. Let's give 'em a round of applause.
We had a bit of a going away party for the old living room setup last night, which was nice. It was just us, plus two other people. One of them has a blog, too, but she doesn't know how to do the html linkage shit, so on the outside she looks ten shades of ungrateful for not putting up links to us and others. Don't worry. We understand. It's just that she's an idiot. The other visitor had no idea what a blog was, and we tried to explain it to her. You ever tried to explain what a blog was to someone before? (a) That word sounds so fucking stupid - hence the change to the BLARGs name. (b) "It's like a free, personal webpublishing page." True, but it doesn't make much sense to someone who's never seen the light. (c) My roommate Jeff, non-BLARGer, tried to tell her that it was like a messageboard that only a few people could write on. I've already talked about how retarded I think message boards are. (d) Had to just show her what it was. No way to explain it, really.
I hear the couches calling my name - "Move me! Move me! Vaccuum under us!" So I shall leave. Congrats to all. Buy yourself a cookie today.
Hey guys, pat yourself on the fucking ass! We beat the bastard at city hall! I give the credit for the victory to everyone out there who doesn't write all the f-ing time about stupid shit like drama and pregnancies, and whatever the fuck else that silly girl said was interesting. Cause none of that shit is interesting - it's debilitating.
I also give our merry band of BLARGs at the NormalBLARGS mad props, too.
I ain't got shit for drama right now, and its fucking awesome. Today's Re-Arrange the Living Room Day, and I'd be lying if I said that I haven't been looking forward to it since Sunday when we decided we were going to change it. That's right. I'm a geek. I also would be lying if I said I wasn't losing sleep over the new Lord of the Rings movies. Did I ever tell you how I tried to write the sequel to those books in the eighth grade? I did. The Ents saved the world that time. Let's give 'em a round of applause.
We had a bit of a going away party for the old living room setup last night, which was nice. It was just us, plus two other people. One of them has a blog, too, but she doesn't know how to do the html linkage shit, so on the outside she looks ten shades of ungrateful for not putting up links to us and others. Don't worry. We understand. It's just that she's an idiot. The other visitor had no idea what a blog was, and we tried to explain it to her. You ever tried to explain what a blog was to someone before? (a) That word sounds so fucking stupid - hence the change to the BLARGs name. (b) "It's like a free, personal webpublishing page." True, but it doesn't make much sense to someone who's never seen the light. (c) My roommate Jeff, non-BLARGer, tried to tell her that it was like a messageboard that only a few people could write on. I've already talked about how retarded I think message boards are. (d) Had to just show her what it was. No way to explain it, really.
I hear the couches calling my name - "Move me! Move me! Vaccuum under us!" So I shall leave. Congrats to all. Buy yourself a cookie today.
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