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Wake up all paralyzed.

Let me write these things so that someone who types them into a search engine ends up here: "Mena Suvari is an Alien"; "I hate Idiots"; "compound sentences are for dumb fucks"; "M-A-R-J-C that's the way we spell Douche"; "Rivers Cuomo is a fucking lame-o"; "Howard Stern might be this generation's FDR"; "Neurotic Dudez who hate Amplified"; "Kid ate the Jesus-Fire again".

Thanks.

Look. Suddenly the BLARG I like to read the most. Funny and not boring. That's what I likes in me BLARGS.
Quote:"
Him: You want to do it to strange music?
Kenoki: No.
(pause)
Him: Please?
Kenoki: No."
End Quote.

Mjarc pretends there is mad drama going on in Normal, but really it's just that High school stuff where people get all man-love physical and pretend that anything that happens matters. Note: nothing matters so much here.

I just taught my class of college students about haiku. I wrote in permanent marker on the dry-erase board. Some woman had to come in to clean it off, and she grumbled about it. I told her I did it, that I was sorry. She grumbled again. Doh.

Apparently the Saves the Day/Hey May/Thurs"we sound like every band"Day show is for sale, although I have seen no advertisements for it. My plan: get Vagrant to put me on the list so I don't have to pay the $7.23 per ticket overcharge ala Putty in the Car Episode.

Five albums I own that I have listened to less than twice in their entirety: Les Savy Fav--Go Forth; Maxwell--Now; New End Original--Thriller (only really need "Lukewarm"); Chocolate Genius--God Music; Lois Lane--Songs about you, your best friend, my unhealthy obsession with Matt Damon, Mjarcie's dunlap, heroin girl, the care bears, and Jesus.

in the stereo: (international)noise conspiracy