scooter

bad news:
my car doesn't start.

good news:
if i really lay on the gas as i do try to start it, then pop it quickly into drive, my car does start.

bad news:
if and when i ever slow down, my car dies. this occurs at stopsigns, stoplights, and turns.

good news:
i can try and start it all over again like before, while dozens of pissed of suburbanites honk and scream profanities through their windows at me.

that rules, huh?

totally mcdotally not.