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It ain't Oprah 'til it's Oprah.
What he said.
Everyone: I bought two tix to Dismemberment Plan today. 2 $10 tix ended up costing me $32. That's six pence a tick, for you Aussies. So if you want to beat us up, and you live within a 100 mile radius of Chicago, come to it. Don't step to Mjarc, he's hardcore. You should know what we look like now, since Mjarc posted our pictures. Notice that he is on top of the page. He probably did it cos this is His BLARG Machine, but deep down, in his repression area with all the tendencies and the penis envy, we all know he posted himself first cos if you see Scoot first yer never gon' look any farther.
Speaking of Scott. Crowded bars are a fucking nightmare. See for evidence: the Lantern in Naperville ILL. Note to self: recommended occupancy levels should be adhered to at all times, especially when you only have one bouncer, and you have a crowd of drunk Champaign-ites transferred to the area for a day of Thanks who end up wanting to either
A. fight kids half their size and say things like "Dude, come with me, I got a fight brewing"
B. Get really drunk, push people into other people who just happen to be (not)enjoying the same three feet of air as you, and then call them "assholes" when you tell them to relax.
C. Get really drunk and run into former classmates whose names are as foreign as a shower is to Mjarcie.
D. Have a good time by waiting in line for a bar in Aurora where people are showing up in limos wearing flannel shirts (tucked in) with the collars opened five buttons and no undershirt.
The only thing that saved me was Scott and Luke and my brother yelling "because I'm afraid of you!" to a 6 foot 4 woman who we lovingly named "amazonic beeatch" who was trying to push us over cos she was having a panic attack.
Read the asian book of wisdom. It's good. It's better than me, anyway.
next five things I would eat in a perfect world: Portillo's hot dog (not hishotdog, the company ya jerk); jake's thin crust xtra cheese pizza; skittles; turkey; shit (according to Mjarc).
in the stereo: real audio of mick jagger's new album via amazon.com.
It ain't Oprah 'til it's Oprah.
What he said.
Everyone: I bought two tix to Dismemberment Plan today. 2 $10 tix ended up costing me $32. That's six pence a tick, for you Aussies. So if you want to beat us up, and you live within a 100 mile radius of Chicago, come to it. Don't step to Mjarc, he's hardcore. You should know what we look like now, since Mjarc posted our pictures. Notice that he is on top of the page. He probably did it cos this is His BLARG Machine, but deep down, in his repression area with all the tendencies and the penis envy, we all know he posted himself first cos if you see Scoot first yer never gon' look any farther.
Speaking of Scott. Crowded bars are a fucking nightmare. See for evidence: the Lantern in Naperville ILL. Note to self: recommended occupancy levels should be adhered to at all times, especially when you only have one bouncer, and you have a crowd of drunk Champaign-ites transferred to the area for a day of Thanks who end up wanting to either
A. fight kids half their size and say things like "Dude, come with me, I got a fight brewing"
B. Get really drunk, push people into other people who just happen to be (not)enjoying the same three feet of air as you, and then call them "assholes" when you tell them to relax.
C. Get really drunk and run into former classmates whose names are as foreign as a shower is to Mjarcie.
D. Have a good time by waiting in line for a bar in Aurora where people are showing up in limos wearing flannel shirts (tucked in) with the collars opened five buttons and no undershirt.
The only thing that saved me was Scott and Luke and my brother yelling "because I'm afraid of you!" to a 6 foot 4 woman who we lovingly named "amazonic beeatch" who was trying to push us over cos she was having a panic attack.
Read the asian book of wisdom. It's good. It's better than me, anyway.
next five things I would eat in a perfect world: Portillo's hot dog (not hishotdog, the company ya jerk); jake's thin crust xtra cheese pizza; skittles; turkey; shit (according to Mjarc).
in the stereo: real audio of mick jagger's new album via amazon.com.
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