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Are you being driven or do you drive?
You know Mast Fatt has a girlfriend when he's reading books. And no we don't count Maxim as a book. Two years ago you if you asked him who David Sedaris was he'd of said "Fuck off". Two years ago if you asked him anything he would've said "Fuck Off".
He's my kinda guy.
Five things
5. Forgive me Ralph Nader for I have sinned. It has been 17 months since I last shopped at Wal-Mart. I broke my celibacy vow yesterday. For a good cause, but I still feel dirtier than Marcie after three days of non-showering. It's sad that we live in a world where you only have two choices when it comes to certain things.
4. I saw a woman on TV today that blamed her starting smoking on Olivia Newton-John's character in Grease. She died of emphezema at the age of 31. The woman, not ONJ. Obviously.
3. I saw Pink on TV today too. She sang a duet with her dad, a VietNam vet, that was so good I almost went out and bought her CD. I said almost. She seems to be a downtoearth typa Lady, and she's not fake in any place other than her hair, and not too many women can claim otherwise.
2. The new Superchunk record is go-ood. I let it sit for a few weeks and picked it back up today. "Art Class" is an anthem.
1. (tie) Edthe tv show makes me laugh consistantly. Almost as good as Freaks and Geeks. I said almost. Again. To be a truly good TV show you have to get cancelled within 2-3 years.
1. (tie)Twin Peaks is the other half of this. Click the link and learn. First season on DVD, December 18th. Too bad I'm quitting Best Buy before then.
Just when I'm almost out, they pull me back in.
next five: "art class" by superchunk; "good job, chris" by first grade crush***1***; "mr.writer" by stereophonics; "on 3" by farewell bend; and "perfect world" by liz phair.
in the stereo: Superchunk
***1***For the Chris, who has to work 4am-1230pm shifts until the week after X-mas. Ouch dood.
Are you being driven or do you drive?
You know Mast Fatt has a girlfriend when he's reading books. And no we don't count Maxim as a book. Two years ago you if you asked him who David Sedaris was he'd of said "Fuck off". Two years ago if you asked him anything he would've said "Fuck Off".
He's my kinda guy.
Five things
5. Forgive me Ralph Nader for I have sinned. It has been 17 months since I last shopped at Wal-Mart. I broke my celibacy vow yesterday. For a good cause, but I still feel dirtier than Marcie after three days of non-showering. It's sad that we live in a world where you only have two choices when it comes to certain things.
4. I saw a woman on TV today that blamed her starting smoking on Olivia Newton-John's character in Grease. She died of emphezema at the age of 31. The woman, not ONJ. Obviously.
3. I saw Pink on TV today too. She sang a duet with her dad, a VietNam vet, that was so good I almost went out and bought her CD. I said almost. She seems to be a downtoearth typa Lady, and she's not fake in any place other than her hair, and not too many women can claim otherwise.
2. The new Superchunk record is go-ood. I let it sit for a few weeks and picked it back up today. "Art Class" is an anthem.
1. (tie) Edthe tv show makes me laugh consistantly. Almost as good as Freaks and Geeks. I said almost. Again. To be a truly good TV show you have to get cancelled within 2-3 years.
1. (tie)Twin Peaks is the other half of this. Click the link and learn. First season on DVD, December 18th. Too bad I'm quitting Best Buy before then.
Just when I'm almost out, they pull me back in.
next five: "art class" by superchunk; "good job, chris" by first grade crush***1***; "mr.writer" by stereophonics; "on 3" by farewell bend; and "perfect world" by liz phair.
in the stereo: Superchunk
***1***For the Chris, who has to work 4am-1230pm shifts until the week after X-mas. Ouch dood.
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