Marc

Has anyone hear ever read Rebecca? They might as well have titled it Rebecca: The Worst Fucking Book on the Face of the Earth. What kind of tripe passes as serious literature these days? Seriously. It's for my Prose class, which might as well be renamed "The Anti-Male as Protagonist Study". Every single book has been about women and women's issues. And this latest trashball is the most recent novel we've read - published originally in 1938. Dear Someone, shoot me now. I have 20 pages to go and I've seriously lost the will to care. I started out on pg.60 this afternoon, after classes were over. I've done two other assignments, and read 250 straight pages in one sitting. I've gotten to that point where my chest feels constricted, my eyes are sagging uncontrollably, and my mind refuses to work around the book anymore. All I can think of is sleep, but I know she's going to pop some assinine (sp?) quiz tomorrow. I just fucking know it.

Kill me, please.

Or if you don't want to kill me, send me some milk (1 or 2%). I want a bowl of Cocoa Krispies between classes tomorrow and I'm fresh out. Thanks.