Marc

I have no idea what the top refers to, but Zach, you have my condolences.

..:::.And the day moves on and on.:::..

There was another interesting tidbit I learned about some hometown heroes of a sort **1**. These two, I learned, were bedwetters of the highest sort. Apparently, they go out drinking, and no matter what, cannot seem to hold it in when they fall asleep. Apparently, they urinate on just about everything in sight (including, but not limited to boyfriends, couches, beds, cats, cookies, etc.). Upon hearing this, I thought I was going to die. It was one of those moments where you find yourself sharing your most gruesome stories with your closest friends **2**. I was laughing so hard, it was hard to eat, much less continue on with my story about notorious tour toilet-clogging incidences **3**. Its moments like those that make one feel good to be around people that they love.

Does that sound too cheesy?

I've also decided to give in and start using the footnote format. I'm not directly stealing this from Zach, because Zach didn't exactly invent the format. I believe it was perfected by one DFW, and it was then borrowed by one ZSK. Word. And, if you're reading this Zook, I need help with registering for next semester. Check your email.

**1** Heroes in this case refering to two incredibly attractive sisters that everyone wanted a piece of, but never could seem to reach.
**2** In our case at a largely vacant Steak N' Shake @ approximately 2am.
**3** 4.5 on the last Straight Legged Kick road trip.