Marc

What-f'in-ev.

Keep it low-key, at all times. Especially on Sunday nights, after 9:30pm. Why? Protocol. From who? The Man.

True.

Pissed off TMBWOTP on Friday night. Found out Saturday. As I said, I was a little bit on the tipZEE side of things. Got bored on Saturday night, so I went someplace naughty with people. Bad me. "A downward spiral?" you ask. Nope ... just keeping it real. I will say that I'm fucking glad-as-all-get-out that I don't live in Champaign right now (picture me shudderin'). Eww ... A highlight of the weekend was one Matt "Motha Fuckin" Fast getting pulled over (he was on foot, wearing a flashing crossing guards vest) by an undercover Policeman. Cop didn't bust him, seeing as how Matt was trying to get the crowd across the street to quit loitering. Believe his words were something along the lines of "I'm just trying to help you out."

12 Pack of Pabst: $6, American
Phone Calls to Friends: $.02/min
Run-Ins With the Law: Priceless