liquid excitement

alright, there's this clear plexi-glass thing they put in front of drumsets when bands play on talk shows. i believe it's to stop any extra noise from interfering with the rest of the band members (so they can hear their monitors better), or so the audience can hear only what's mic'ed to provide an ultimate listening experience.

i wish i carried around one of those huge sheets of plexi-glass at all times so that i could place it in front of anyone i didn't want to listen to anymore. i'd totally drown out annoying chicks. it'd be great.

man that would be the pinnacle of my existence if i could develop some type of pint sized plexi-glass sheet for sale to the masses. i'd call it "the drowning sheet" and the selling slogan would be "tired of unwanted banter? cut the sheet!"

i think i've hit a new low.