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apartments cost a fucking arm and a butt out here peeps. let me be the first to tell ya. or maybe the second. okay top 5.

new saves the day = somewhere between alright and awesome. growing.

i'm worried. what was i right about zook? saying no one will wanna read my rundown? waaaaaa (read: me crying)

how 'bout you sideburns?

i'd rather have a cold beer.