ZooK

Top ________lines from tonight's lovely episode of the Family GUy

1."They're your family! They'll still love you even if you made a couple of crappy movies. I mean, Blythe Danner still loves Gwyneth Paltrow!" ----Brian's cousin Jasper (richard simmons clone)
2. I was under the impression this show was called "Kids Say the Darndest things, not Old Black Comedians won't shut the hell up!
----Stewie to Bill Cosby.
3. "Ewwww. I'm having sex with a pig. I feel like my father...."
---_Stewie whilst dry humping Miss Piggy to torture Kermit the Frog. Not the reals, the dolls.
4. "For the next five hours you're my bitch!
---Stewie to Rude airline passenger
5. "Do you like Sex in the City?" "Well, yeah, it's an ok show." "I wasn't talking about the show."
Jasper to Brian to Jasper, again a Richard Simmons clone.
6. "Hey! Can someone fluf Paul, he's got like a wind-sock thing going on."
Man holding lights on porno set to porno actor.
7. "It's kinda like Bang the Drum Slowly....Except the drum is a chick."
Porno director on the basis of his new movie.
8. "Does anyone else smell Astro Glide?!!?"
Stewie on the Porno Set
9. Porno Guy: "You got a nice wiggle by. You want to be in a movie? Huh? A little girl girl action?"
Lois: (horrified) Peter!!!?!?!?
Peter: "Yeah good luck buddy. I've been barking up that tree for seventeen years.
10. Peter singing the Charles in Charge theme while George Harrison gets attacked. (From last week)

Oh, and the cubs won.

Zach happy.

And vagrant ticket came today so I'll see you all, well not you ALL, on Wednesday.