Setting - A dreary Saturday afternoon spent in Zook's comfortably chilly basement. Sitting in an elongated oval shape in a camping-style folding chair surrounded, almost completely, by dudes I did not know.

Beers consumed during First Ever Auction-Style Fantasy Baseball Draft - 1.

Major Dialogue Timeline of FEASFBD -
Zook (1:30pm): $24 for Jeff Francouer? That's the "Steal of the Draft!"
Marc (1:34pm): I bid $4.5 on Jose Castillo, 2B for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
Zook (1:45pm): $22 for Todd Helton? That's the "Steal of the Draft!"
Marc (1:56pm): I bid one million pesos on Matt Murton, LF for the Chicago Cubs.
Zook (2:05pm): $9 for Jose Guillen? That's the "Steal of the Draft!"
Marc (2:56pm): I bid $pi on Steve Finley, CF for the San Francisco Giants.
Zook (3:02pm): $1 for Steve Finley? That's the "Steal of the Draft!"

Number of dollar bills extracted from Zook and Scoot in a three-man Texas Hold'em Poker Game after FEASFBD - $30 winning pot, of which $20 was not mine.

Beers consumed during THPG following FEASFBD - 2.

Number of dollar bills extracted from random dudes (with the exception of my bro-in-law, Chris) in a seven-man Texas Hold'em Poker Game in Rockford IL, which ended @ 2:30am that same night, which, I guess, can be viewed as having followed FEASFB - $10 for a second place finish, of which $5 was originally mine.

Beers consumed during Rockford IL THPG following FEASFBD - 6.