Marc
Zach called to tell me the good news the other day, and hearing him say, "you're going to be an uncle" was so unexpected and so odd I made him repeat the phrase three times before it finally hit me - Zach and Ryan are expecting a baby!
I stand by my statement: you will have no problem adjusting your social life to that of a parent. I told my parents the good news, and my dad mentioned that I had been brought to bars (on very rare occasions) as an infant. I slept under the table while my parents had a few cold ones. I doubt that'll be the case with you, sir.
I can't think of anything sentimental or sappy to say in such a public forum. Meet me out on the dance floor on Saturday after I've had a few drinks, and I'm sure I'll slur together a few words of congratulations before I try to dry hump your leg like it was going out of business.
You're a douche, but you're still my friend. Congrats.
Zach called to tell me the good news the other day, and hearing him say, "you're going to be an uncle" was so unexpected and so odd I made him repeat the phrase three times before it finally hit me - Zach and Ryan are expecting a baby!
I stand by my statement: you will have no problem adjusting your social life to that of a parent. I told my parents the good news, and my dad mentioned that I had been brought to bars (on very rare occasions) as an infant. I slept under the table while my parents had a few cold ones. I doubt that'll be the case with you, sir.
I can't think of anything sentimental or sappy to say in such a public forum. Meet me out on the dance floor on Saturday after I've had a few drinks, and I'm sure I'll slur together a few words of congratulations before I try to dry hump your leg like it was going out of business.
You're a douche, but you're still my friend. Congrats.
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