Marc
Wilbon: (yelling) You wouldn't want to play for the Washington Wizards?
Kornhaiser: I would, but I hurt my knee.
One. I reassert my belief that PTI is the funniest non-comedy on television today. It's funnier than most comedies, actually, and has earned my loyal allegiance. It's too bad, though, that we'll never be able to buy seasons of it on DVD as it's a daily show and will most likely never release re-runs in their entirety. The best we can hope for, friends, is a Best of PTI DVD, which will hopefully (and I say this with all my heart) include Kornhaiser's greatest hit, "Candy corn stinks!"
Two. Matt, much to my amusement, is gayer than I am. I'm not even sure "gayer" is a word. But I've used it anyways. I'm 23%. I even thought I was going to be higher, but I've never been involved in a street fight, I don't get my haircut regularly, and I don't date people for their money. And, thankfully, no one dates me for mine, or lack thereof. So. Matt. Sorry. You're way more gay. Live with it.
Three. My tummy hurts. Chalk up one more in the yummyache column. Sour cream and chive noodles. Meat has virtually disappeared from my weekday diet. Beyond that, I've still not eaten fast food since Thanksgiving Weekend, 2002. In class this afternoon, to illustrate a point, a professor looked at me and said, "Which would you rather go to -- Burger King or Hardees?" I replied, "Neither." He didn't quite no what to say. Point, me.
Four. I'm making mucho headway here in Complete the Research Week. I was told by my immigrant professor that I should eventually write a book from the paper I'm working on now. I didn't want to tell him that no one would want to read it. Catholicism. Presbyterianism. Alcohol. Sex. Drugs. Arson. ... Wait a second. Maybe someone would. Hmm ...
Up Next: Spearheading the Sin Movement ep by Planes Mistaken for Stars; Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys; and, Hail to the Thief by Radiohead.
Errors and Omissions: Sorry, Greg. Your link has been replaced. It was a complete accident.
Wilbon: (yelling) You wouldn't want to play for the Washington Wizards?
Kornhaiser: I would, but I hurt my knee.
One. I reassert my belief that PTI is the funniest non-comedy on television today. It's funnier than most comedies, actually, and has earned my loyal allegiance. It's too bad, though, that we'll never be able to buy seasons of it on DVD as it's a daily show and will most likely never release re-runs in their entirety. The best we can hope for, friends, is a Best of PTI DVD, which will hopefully (and I say this with all my heart) include Kornhaiser's greatest hit, "Candy corn stinks!"
Two. Matt, much to my amusement, is gayer than I am. I'm not even sure "gayer" is a word. But I've used it anyways. I'm 23%. I even thought I was going to be higher, but I've never been involved in a street fight, I don't get my haircut regularly, and I don't date people for their money. And, thankfully, no one dates me for mine, or lack thereof. So. Matt. Sorry. You're way more gay. Live with it.
Three. My tummy hurts. Chalk up one more in the yummyache column. Sour cream and chive noodles. Meat has virtually disappeared from my weekday diet. Beyond that, I've still not eaten fast food since Thanksgiving Weekend, 2002. In class this afternoon, to illustrate a point, a professor looked at me and said, "Which would you rather go to -- Burger King or Hardees?" I replied, "Neither." He didn't quite no what to say. Point, me.
Four. I'm making mucho headway here in Complete the Research Week. I was told by my immigrant professor that I should eventually write a book from the paper I'm working on now. I didn't want to tell him that no one would want to read it. Catholicism. Presbyterianism. Alcohol. Sex. Drugs. Arson. ... Wait a second. Maybe someone would. Hmm ...
Up Next: Spearheading the Sin Movement ep by Planes Mistaken for Stars; Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys; and, Hail to the Thief by Radiohead.
Errors and Omissions: Sorry, Greg. Your link has been replaced. It was a complete accident.
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