Marc
The first man who, having enclosed a piece of ground, bethought himself of saying "This is mine," and found people simple enough to believe him, was the real founder of civil society. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau
One. My friend Jeff has the worst luck. I can think of four times, off the top of my head, where he has been in car accidents that involved his car getting massively fucked up, yet none of them were his fault. Tonight, it happened again. The story the guy who hit him told me was ridiculous -- I worked at a porno shop until tonight, yet was threatened by a gangster so I quit, and I'm drunk, and I'm going to have to go back to jail for the next two consecutive weekends, and, so I'm really sorry for hitting your car. Idiots should not be afforded licenses.
Two. Why do the major news networks -- CNN, MSNBC, FoxNews, etc -- believe that, by going to interview people in small diners in the middle of no-name towns like Abilene, Kansas, they are effectively taking the pulse of how America feels about the war? Of course, they have to know that these people are going to be for the war because they are from the middle of nowhere, and people from the middle of nowhere generally vote Republican, and Republicans generally enjoy sending the country to war. It's unfair and another example of how the country is being controlled by the GOP and the mass media. Next time you see a "small diner" interview, dig deeper. Don't believe the hype.
Three. The window in my room is opened, and there are people sitting out on the stoop below. I don't know these people, but I feel like I should be somewhat of a deejay for them as they currently have no music to listen to. Currently in the rotation, "The Ice of Boston" by the Dismemberment Plan. I don't want to get them too riled up. Maybe some Temptations is in order. Maybe some Four Tops. Just enough to keep the party going.
Four. If I want to go to bed tonight, I am faced with the arduous task of putting my sheets, which I just cleaned, back on my bed. This is a pain in my ass, and I'm sure you'll all agree. It's the same no matter where you live. Why do they make sheets so small, and beds so big? Ugh. I just want to sleep.
Up Next: "The District Sleeps Alone Tonight" by the Postal Service; "Allison" by Elvis Costello"; and, "Cashout", "Full Disclosure", and "Epic Problem" by Fugazi.
Tomorrow: qt w/the little lady.
The first man who, having enclosed a piece of ground, bethought himself of saying "This is mine," and found people simple enough to believe him, was the real founder of civil society. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau
One. My friend Jeff has the worst luck. I can think of four times, off the top of my head, where he has been in car accidents that involved his car getting massively fucked up, yet none of them were his fault. Tonight, it happened again. The story the guy who hit him told me was ridiculous -- I worked at a porno shop until tonight, yet was threatened by a gangster so I quit, and I'm drunk, and I'm going to have to go back to jail for the next two consecutive weekends, and, so I'm really sorry for hitting your car. Idiots should not be afforded licenses.
Two. Why do the major news networks -- CNN, MSNBC, FoxNews, etc -- believe that, by going to interview people in small diners in the middle of no-name towns like Abilene, Kansas, they are effectively taking the pulse of how America feels about the war? Of course, they have to know that these people are going to be for the war because they are from the middle of nowhere, and people from the middle of nowhere generally vote Republican, and Republicans generally enjoy sending the country to war. It's unfair and another example of how the country is being controlled by the GOP and the mass media. Next time you see a "small diner" interview, dig deeper. Don't believe the hype.
Three. The window in my room is opened, and there are people sitting out on the stoop below. I don't know these people, but I feel like I should be somewhat of a deejay for them as they currently have no music to listen to. Currently in the rotation, "The Ice of Boston" by the Dismemberment Plan. I don't want to get them too riled up. Maybe some Temptations is in order. Maybe some Four Tops. Just enough to keep the party going.
Four. If I want to go to bed tonight, I am faced with the arduous task of putting my sheets, which I just cleaned, back on my bed. This is a pain in my ass, and I'm sure you'll all agree. It's the same no matter where you live. Why do they make sheets so small, and beds so big? Ugh. I just want to sleep.
Up Next: "The District Sleeps Alone Tonight" by the Postal Service; "Allison" by Elvis Costello"; and, "Cashout", "Full Disclosure", and "Epic Problem" by Fugazi.
Tomorrow: qt w/the little lady.
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